I hate announcers

It can’t be that difficult to call a football game or a highlight without being a jackass. In fact, here are my 4 steps to not sucking (pay attention, Bradshaw): 1) Play to your strengths. If you’re an ex-player or coach, then your strength is inside information and educated analysis. You’re not a freaking comedian, no matter what that pack of yes-men at the network tell you about the sitcom where you play the quirky father that’s in development. It ain’t happening. Tell me something I don’t know, and be brief. 2) Be a team player. In other words, let the other guys play to their strengths. If you’re the play-by-play guy, kick it to…